Another Dumb Blog Questionnaire

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I need to shave.

2. How much cash do you have on you? $55.00

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?" More!

4. Favorite planet? Hmm... Since there are an estimated 6 billion Jupiter-sized planets that we know of, it's really hard to say... Clearly, it's NOT Uranus.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Someone from my office.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? Vibrate.

7. What shirt are you wearing? An Old Navy pullover.

8. Do you "label" yourself? Only when I go to camp, so I don't get lost in the wash.

9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing? One Nike, One generic canvas cast shoe.

10. Bright or dark room? Dark.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? A smug prat trying too hard to be non-conformist.

12. What does your watch look like? Silver and black with white dots.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching TV.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? "Sure."

15. Where is your nearest 7-11? I have no idea.

16. What's a word that you say a lot? Actually.

17. Who told you he/she loved you last? My sister.

18. Last furry thing you touched? Casey, my Beagle.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? Seven. (I have a little cold).

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? One, from 1989.

21. Favorite age you have been so far? 32.

22. Your worst enemy? Religious zealots.

23. What is your current desktop picture? Michael Phleps in a Speedo.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone? "OK, see ya later."

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? Flying, of course. If you could fly and couldn't make a million dollars with such a freakish skill, you'd be a serious dumbass.

26. Do you like someone? Kind of. Yes.

27. The last song you listened to? Theme song to "Dirty Jobs."

28. What time of day were you born? Somewhere around 1am I think.

29. What's your favorite number? 1

30. Where did you live in 1987? Baytown, TX.

31. Are you jealous of anyone? I have no reason to be "jealous." Envious, maybe. Not jealous.

32. Is anyone jealous of you? I seriously doubt it. Envious, maybe, but who knows.

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened? Sitting at my desk at work in Kansas City.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Get pissed, look around for validation, then put more money in.

35. Do you consider yourself kind? In most circumstances, yes.

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? Arm or ankle, maybe.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Spanish.

38. Would you move for the person you loved? Yes.

39. Are you touchy feely? Not generally, but can be.

40. What's your life motto? "Live and Learn."

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times? Watch, wallet and Treo 650.

42. What's your favorite town/city? New York City.

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash? A carwash.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? Yesterday.

45. Can you change the oil on a car? Can?: yes. Would?: no.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? That he got a new job.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry? I know that my grandparents were German. I'm not geneologically inquisitive.

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? A suit, for a funeral. And who the hell says "fancy"?

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now? God yes.

50. Have you been burned by love? Only on the inside.