Love/Hate Fast Food Orders

I'm in another "list" mood today, and decided to catalog my favorite orders by restaurant. I'm sticking to national fast-food joints so you can identify with me and thus further strengthen our love.

Arby's
Pick any 5: Three Roast beef sandwiches, medium curly fry and a medium Diet Dr. Pepper.

McDonald's
Three hamburgers, no onions and a large Diet Dr. Pepper.

[Anyname] Chinese Food Joint
Chicken Lo Mein or Chicken and Broccoli

Subway
Foot-long Chicken Terriyaki on wheat, untoasted with lettuce, tomato, pickle and banana peppers.

Chipotle
Carnitas Burrito with black beans, mild sauce, and a little bit of cheese and lettuce.

Quiznos
Regular Turkey Lite on wheat, no onions with extra pickles and banana peppers.

Wendy's
Number 4 (chicken) with a side-salad and large Diet Coke. Sometimes medium frosty.

Here's a list of few items I might order at my less favorite places:

Burger King
Flame-broiled Whopper with a side of rat stew.

Taco Bell
Big heaping colon torpedo.

Sonic
Luke-warm foot-long chili cheese dog prepared by teenage skanks in roller skates.

KFC
Extra-large bucket of fried animal parts so disgusting they can no longer legally use the word "Chicken" in their name.

Popeye's
Extra-large bucket of fried animal parts stolen from KFC's dumpster, sprinkled with hot spicy stuff.

Long John Silver's
Fried ocean roaches soaked in rancid tartar sauce with a side of tepid clams.

Mmmmmm, I'm hungry now.