Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Uncle Sam

If ever there was an overly opinionated, Red-state living, Rush Limbaugh-lovin', cattle ranchin', story-tellin', knee-slappin', good ol' boy Texan, it would be my Uncle Sam. Last night he came over for dinner and I had to got to listen to my brother and him talk for about two straight hours. Here were some of the topics:

--Why a Rudolph Giuliani/Condie Rice combo might not be the best combination
--How Sam videotaped two Indigo snakes fighting on the ranch
--How to predict volatility in the stock market via who's in the Oval Office
--Why "Hilary" would ruin America
--The time one of Sam's bulls got loose in traffic
--Why Sam should be on the jury for Tom Delay's trial (to hang it)
--How those damn Democrats are scheming to impeach Bush

Of course, the best thing about a good story is the delivery. Which, as you can see below, Sam has down to a perfect science. Click to enlarge.

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