Friday, March 03, 2006

Gayville

While I am adamantly opposed to organized groups (especially religious ones) excluding others, I universally support those groups voluntarily excluding themselves from the general population. In fact, I'm going to consider starting my own gay town. I'll call it Homotropolis. No, Buggerton. OK, I need to work on the name a little.

In our gay town, I'll volunteer for policing tan lines and Body Mass Indexes. What will YOU do? And no, you can't be Queen, so don't even ask.

2 Comments:

At 9:09 AM, Blogger KipEsquire said...

I believe it was Ronald Reagan who proclaimed, "Mr. Monaghan, put up this wall!"

 
At 7:04 PM, Blogger Tempest said...

I think you'll need a cable guy in this new town. I volunteer.

 

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