Gayville

While I am adamantly opposed to organized groups (especially religious ones) excluding others, I universally support those groups voluntarily excluding themselves from the general population. In fact, I'm going to consider starting my own gay town. I'll call it Homotropolis. No, Buggerton. OK, I need to work on the name a little.

In our gay town, I'll volunteer for policing tan lines and Body Mass Indexes. What will YOU do? And no, you can't be Queen, so don't even ask.