Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Top Ten Things That Give Me the Heebie Jeebies


10. That creepy little dermatophyte, Digger, as he burrows under the toenail.
9. Fingernails chewed to the quick.
8. Unwanted touching.
7. A shower curtain at a hotel touching my skin.
6. Cat urine.
5. Body odor.
4. Ashtrays full of rain water.
3. Hangover breath.
2. Uncooked chicken juice.
1. Human hair not attached to its owner.

2 Comments:

At 2:38 PM, Blogger David said...

If it's wet, warm, and not yours....

 
At 2:43 PM, Blogger Sorted Lives said...

and you just made my day!! Thanks

 

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