Top Ten Things That Give Me the Heebie Jeebies

10. That creepy little dermatophyte, Digger, as he burrows under the toenail.
9. Fingernails chewed to the quick.
8. Unwanted touching.
7. A shower curtain at a hotel touching my skin.
6. Cat urine.
5. Body odor.
4. Ashtrays full of rain water.
3. Hangover breath.
2. Uncooked chicken juice.
1. Human hair not attached to its owner.