Cruising
New shoes from Payless because you can't bring yourself to wear cap-toe loafers with uncuffed cotton slacks: $31.36
New golf shirt because you forgot it was hotter than hell here: $82.13
Dramamine: $5.16
Clients seeing you look good while not projectile vomiting over the side of your dinner cruise ship: Priceless.
posted by Dave @ 2:40 PM
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2 Comments:
Dave "vomiting over the side of your dinner cruise ship" technically isn't even possible b/c right side of the boat is called starboard and left side is called port. You gotta get terminology straight when you are puking your guts out on the cruise ship, othervise it sounds like you got drunk on a fishing boat at Smithville Lake.
Wow, this trip is speeding downhill fast. Here's to hoping the man of your dreams (or at least one in your dreams) shows up fast. ; )
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