Thursday, July 20, 2006

10 Things I Did at Lunch Today

1. Go to Costco. Buy shampoo, shaving cream and razors.
2. Stop to pick up food at new Chinese food place.
3. Wait for almost 20 minutes for Chicken Lo Mein.
4. Drive home to drop off goodies and eat.
5. Squirt shampoo all over jeans, steering wheel and center console.
6. Drop Chinese food on kitchen floor.
7. Pick up food, take aligners out, eat.
8. Clean floor and car.
9. Drive half-way back to work, realize I forgot my aligners, turn around.
10. Sit at desk, blog, choking on shampoo fumes emanating from my crotch.

How was YOUR lunch??

5 Comments:

At 1:30 PM, Blogger KipEsquire said...

Lunch breaks where you actually leave your desk...

...how un-Wall-Street.

Maybe I'll try it sometime (if they let me).

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger Sorted Lives said...

If you consider getting lunch for my boss because, well, she didn't pack anything and running errands for the Royal Princess, my lunch was great!! Thanks for asking

 
At 4:56 PM, Blogger MiKell said...

Damn.

All I had was leftovers.

 
At 8:36 AM, Blogger JoeL said...

Well if you still had hair down there it would smell fabulous!?

Right Sorted?!

 
At 8:36 AM, Blogger JoeL said...

Talk about your scratch and sniff

 

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