10 Things I Did at Lunch Today
1. Go to Costco. Buy shampoo, shaving cream and razors.
2. Stop to pick up food at new Chinese food place.
3. Wait for almost 20 minutes for Chicken Lo Mein.
4. Drive home to drop off goodies and eat.
5. Squirt shampoo all over jeans, steering wheel and center console.
6. Drop Chinese food on kitchen floor.
7. Pick up food, take aligners out, eat.
8. Clean floor and car.
9. Drive half-way back to work, realize I forgot my aligners, turn around.
10. Sit at desk, blog, choking on shampoo fumes emanating from my crotch.
How was YOUR lunch??
posted by Dave @ 12:35 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Lunch breaks where you actually leave your desk...
...how un-Wall-Street.
Maybe I'll try it sometime (if they let me).
Damn.
All I had was leftovers.
Well if you still had hair down there it would smell fabulous!?
Right Sorted?!
Talk about your scratch and sniff
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