Responsibility Blows
Ryan: I want to get a really cool place, ya know, by myself. I'm over roommates.
Me: Yeah, I've never been a roomie person either.
Ryan: And I think I should be able to get a nice place here in KC.
Me: Do you know how much can you afford for rent?
Ryan: Well, I'm not really sure, exactly.
Me: Have you done your budget yet?
Ryan: [Long pause]. Umm, not really.
Me: Well, if you don't have a budget, how do you know what you can afford?
Ryan: I dunno, I was just kind of ball-parking it.
Me: Would you like me to help you?
Ryan: Sure.
30 minutes later...
Me: So, with all of your expenses, it looks like your net each month will be about $27.
Ryan: That's not very good, is it?
Me: Well, it's cutting it kinda short to say the least.
Ryan: [Long pause]. Well, maybe the roommate idea isn't so bad after all.
Welcome to the real world, baby.
posted by Dave @ 2:06 PM
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I've found that roomates suck, but not being able to buy stuff sucks even more.
TO HELL WITH ROOMMATES! I settle for a shitty 'lil apt. and not being able to buy EVERYTHING I want. I guess it really depends on what sort of person u are and what sacrifices u are willing to make. Call me GHET-TO but roomies BLOW!!!
"It doesn't take much to LIVE"
-Rob Dillon...my step-dad
-Daley
$27 won't even get you a place in a hot dog vendor's stand in NYC. Well, if it did, at least you wouldn't have to pay for heat...
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