Imitation? Flattery?
Recently one of our DBAs named Michael stopped by my desk to talk about my bike. He asked me how I liked it, how it handled, how fast it was, how much I paid for it, how much insurance was, etc. etc. We also talked about different kinds of bikes and why I settled on that one. We had a great chat, and I think I got him pretty excited about getting a new bike.
But apparently, I did a little TOO good of a job at convincing him to get one. This morning, as I was looking outside my window, I saw Michael drive up on a brand new 2006 Kawasaki Ninja 250. Red. EXACTLY LIKE MINE.
EXACTLY. LIKE. MINE.
I'm sorry, but what the f*ck is up with that? I'm going to Home Depot at lunch to get a can of green spray paint. That'll fix him.
posted by Dave @ 9:10 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Oh HELL no. Not a chance.
You guys should get matching outfits and ride together, it would be cute. Make sure and take a picture! ; )
Oh NOOO he DIIIIIH-N'T!!!
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What a loser.
He wants you.
Um, didn't something similar happen in the movie "Single White Female?" You better stab that bitch in the back with a screwdriver before this gets out of hand. (That was the ending to the movie, for those who don't know. And I guess I just spoiled it!)
Seriously though, on one hand it's flattering, but on the other hand it's kind of creepy.
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