Possible Reasons Why My Stomach Hurts
1. Accidental Nutter Butter overdose prior to bed last evening.
2. Sushi dinner from grocery store.
3. Toast, sugar-free jelly, OJ, 4 cups of coffee pureed in Kawasaki mixer.
4. Stress.
5. Tape-worm is acting up.
6. Multi-vitamin taken on not-so-full stomach.
7. Ulcer.
8. Questionable milk in refrigerator.
9. Record setting Diet Dr. Pepper consumption.
10. Acute allergic reaction to work.
posted by Dave @ 8:26 AM
3 comments
3 Comments:
11. Too many G's from speeding on motorcycle.
Diet Dr Pepper and questionable milk mixed together in your stomach will do that to you. It's more explosive then Iranian uranium. Hopefully I won't be stuck behind you in traffic.
I vote for #10. I hear it's going around. I've had ot for quite sometime myself.
Although I love #1.
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