Thursday, September 21, 2006

Airport Fun

Ten Things to do when you're stuck in an airport for seven hours...

10. Watch CNN in crowded waiting area, scream "BULLSHIT" after each segment.
9. Fake a limp and ride the handicap cart up and down the terminal.
8. Listen to people's telephone conversations. Try to join in if possible.
7. Download porn "The Black Dahlia" from a newsgroup, compress to Treo format.
6. Watch cute guys in their socks at the security check point.
5. Attempt to break personal Frosty consumption record.
4. Read magazines at the newsstand until someone asks you to leave.
3. Chase people running to their flights while screaming "She's got my wallet!"
2. Attempt to show young soldiers sincere appreciation for their service.
1. Shamelessly flirt your way to a First Class upgrade.

4 Comments:

At 6:56 AM, Blogger Kevin said...

Nice. I bet you're a pro at #2.

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger The Persian said...

Those were too funny

"She's got my wallet" LOL!!

I just saw the Black Dahlia last Saturday, and loved it.

Have a great weekend!

 
At 8:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute guys...yet their SOX caught yer eye... HMMMMM (:
Personally, #2 sounds like what IIII'd be tryin to entertain myself the MOST with. MMMMMM

-D

 
At 10:00 AM, Anonymous shoegal said...

did you actually try&test these things? love your blog btw..

 

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