Airport Fun

Ten Things to do when you're stuck in an airport for seven hours...

10. Watch CNN in crowded waiting area, scream "BULLSHIT" after each segment.
9. Fake a limp and ride the handicap cart up and down the terminal.
8. Listen to people's telephone conversations. Try to join in if possible.
7. Download porn "The Black Dahlia" from a newsgroup, compress to Treo format.
6. Watch cute guys in their socks at the security check point.
5. Attempt to break personal Frosty consumption record.
4. Read magazines at the newsstand until someone asks you to leave.
3. Chase people running to their flights while screaming "She's got my wallet!"
2. Attempt to show young soldiers sincere appreciation for their service.
1. Shamelessly flirt your way to a First Class upgrade.