Tuesday, September 12, 2006

An Intelligence Test

Read this carefully:

Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year-old son, Daniel, died unexpectedly yesterday. On the evening he arrived in the Bahamas at the hospital where his 38 year-old mother and former Playboy Playmate had just given birth, he fell asleep in the recliner next to her bed and never woke up. Daniel was the product of Smith's 1985 marriage to Billy Smith. The couple, who met while working together at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken in Mexia, Texas, divorced in 1987. The son had small roles in her movies Skyscraper and To the Limit.

Now, list all the things that are SO TOTALLY WRONG with this paragraph.

6 Comments:

At 6:09 PM, Anonymous MiKell said...

The only one that matters: he was 20 and he died.

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger Dave said...

Um, that was two things that matter, technically.

 
At 10:39 PM, Blogger David said...

Anna Nicole had a baby.

 
At 7:03 AM, Blogger Kevin said...

So wait ... ANS just had a baby?

Jesus.

 
At 2:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was 17 when she got married, 18 when she had a kid and 19 when she got divorced. How trailer park of Nicky (her real name)!!! Moral of the story ... don't marry people you meet at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken in Mexia, Texas.

 
At 5:33 PM, Anonymous MiKell said...

Let me rephrase. He died at the age of twenty.

And that "(s)he was 17 when she got married, 18 when she had a kid and 19 when she got divorced" has no bearing on that fact.

The sins of the father (or the mother) are not supposed to visit themselves on the son, in the real world.

 

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