Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Ten possibilities for why I haven't been blogging

ONE of them is true...

10. Nationwide motorcycle tour of America's bathhouses.
9. Writer's block.
8. Volunteering in South America.
7. Tired of paparazzi digging in my trash.
6. Occupied by gorgeous, red-haired runway model.
5. Sold rights to PWWO to the Weinstein Bros.
4. Busy with my new career in porn.
3. Just plain lazy.
2. Brief stint at Betty Ford.
1. Incarceration due to lude conduct and video piracy.

Which one do you think it is?


At 10:31 AM, Anonymous Jake said...

Well, I'm guessing it's due to laziness or writer's block, and I say that because I can relate! I will read whatever you have to say, whenever you get around to saying it. And your videos are great too.

But I noticed #6 - you like redheads too? Here's a little Wednesday naughty for you; I just starting hooking up with this beefy redhead who lives less than 10 minutes away. Good times.

At 11:42 AM, Blogger KipEsquire said...

#9, but if for any reason #9 shall be unable to continue as the official reason, then #3 shall assume the duties of the official reason.

At 1:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Nationwide motorcycle tour of America's bathhouses" would be a great name for a show on Travel Channel.

I was hoping you were "occupied with gorgeous, red-haired runway model" or "busy with my new career in porn", but unfortunately it's #3.

At 2:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if #6 is true u had better be sharin'!!! Or at least give me the opportunity to borrow him for a few hourz. (<:


At 5:21 PM, Anonymous MiKell said...

My vote: Mostly #6 with a little dab of both #2 and #1, not necessarily in that order.

At 6:21 PM, Blogger Sorted Lives said...

Im thinking lude conduct, but I ain't one to gossip...okkkaaayyyy!

At 11:07 AM, Blogger Kevin said...

I'd say #6, but I'm not red-haired ...

And I don't think being a video store clerk constitutes #4 ...

so I vote for 3 + 8.


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