Finally, A Good Reason to Smoke
posted by Dave @ 9:32 PM
6 comments
Sunday, December 17, 2006
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6 Comments:
Okay. You're scaring me with this notion! But count me in to douse that inflatable bitch with kerosene! Too funny!
Funny as hell. Wanna hold mine?
Thank you for addressing an issue that takes the absurd and raises the standard. I HATE THOSE THINGS! I was in Salina yesterday and someone surrounded their house with those horrific eyesores. 9 inflatable christmas yard objects ranging from the nativity, to the carousel, to Homer Simpson as Santa, and even Santa on a motorcycle.....seriously. Heaping tubs of flames to them all!
Those things look so pretty in the morning when I drive to work and see them laying flat on the ground. Kids like them though, and since Xmas is all about kids who think Santa is for real, you better get used to those gaudy pieces of plastic b/c they are here to stay.
Now how did u film the movie? Someone was moving really fast with a spray can, could it be the same person who was helping you shop at the Lowes in the previous episode?
Umm, anon: There's no spray can. It's a cigarette that I was holding in my non-filming hand. All alone, 30 feet away from the ornament (I didn't enter their yard). The "ssssss" sound was me pretending to burn it, hence the title of the post.
Dave- You gotta watch Anne's report (on the Today Show) this morning. Roughly 0716 (assuming you guys aren't on some wierd time zone thingy).
I thought of you.
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